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Hello in Hell...
the communist Orcish county in the heart of Fredonia.
With our no-worries social network, our centrally planned economy and our dedication to world revolution, and with
our fearless comrades of the Bolshevork Party leading us, our county remains the single guiding light for Fredonia's
working class in a sea of feudalism.
Hell has a majority of Orcs and is shaped by Orcish culture. But regardless of your species or looks, if you count yourself
among the huddled masses of the oppressed spearhead of the proletarian vanguard of Fredonia and
yearn to be free, then Hell/Hewwo is the place for you! We need your strong hands (tentacles, pseudopodia) to keep our model
society clean from degenerate capitalist influences like money, noblemen or smurfosexuality.
First Commissar Bluh Handkerchief
Supreme Leader of the Revolution
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General B. Fürchtegott Confomromitz
Administrator of the Fangirl Police
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Latest News
News from other regions can be read at the main Fredonia site.
28.09.2008 - Hell's first mobile computer to hit the market
Hell City (orcinf) -- The staff of Commiecom's laboratories leaked the first pictures of their newest technological achievement today, a mobile computer that is destined to make a big impact on Fredonia's market. According to Dr. C. Anderpantz, the chief developer, Hell's first sub-notebook or 'netbook' is a true inter-universal cooperation. "We worked closely with our friends and comrades at Let A Thousand Dear Leaders Bloom Microtechnology, Pyongyang", Anderpantz said. "They really helped us to transcend the limits of today's technology."
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Anderpantz admitted, though, that the new product was not perfect yet. "The screen is a bit small", he said. "But that was the only way to stay under the 20 kg limit, to make the notebook portable for any orc with normal physical strength." He promised, though, that this problem would be addressed in future models.
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Special notice
OMG Hewwo!!1!
If you look like a manga character, like the background of this box and can't wait to run through the
streets hugging, shrieking and blogging...
...then you are probably a Fangirl or Fanboi. Your species makes up the largest minority in Hell already (most arrived as
refugees from the destroyed Anarchate of Qyool), so you're definitely welcome here - with a few constraints. This is a
compromise we had to establish even though, as Communists, we believe in maximum personal freedom. But the complaints
from your Orcish comrades, mostly about nightly disturbance of peace, became just too frequent.
Instead of using normal governmental institutions of Hewwo - as our county is pronounced in your dialect - please refer for
all official matters to the Fangirl Police, headed by General Confomromitz. These people know about your, um, special
needs better than any orc.
Thank you for your cooperation.
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