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TRANSPORC - Daily Flight Timetable
TRANSPORC means transparency. All our prices are end prices. For interparalleluniversal flights, they already include Space-Time Continuum Pollution Tax, and even the fee for the guy sweeping the plane's floor after we dive into the ponds of the Wood between the Worlds.
Currently, we offer flights from the following locations:
Glittering Tar Airport, Hell
| Departure | Gate | Destination | Price (Teeth) |
| Inner-Fredonian flights | |||
| 07:00 | 1 | Pezopolis | 60,00 |
| 08:25 | 2 | Roggenberg-Brunnème | 50,00 |
| Cancelled [1] | 1 | Port Important | 40,00 |
| 12:15 | 2 | Capital City | 149,90 [2] |
| 13:00 | 1 | Pezopolis | 60,00 |
| 15:25 | 2 | Roggenberg-Brunnème | 50,00 |
| Cancelled | 1 | Port Important | 40,00 |
| 17:05 | 2 | Capital City | 149,90 |
| 18:00 | 1 | Pezopolis | 60,00 |
| 19:15 | 2 | Capital City | 149,90 |
| Interparalleluniversal flights | |||
| 07:50 | 3 | Pyongyang | 290,00 |
| 08:40 | 1 | Balrog Cuttings | 290,00 |
| 11:10 | 3 | Qrrbrbirlbel | 400,00 [3] |
| 14:00 | 3 | Havanna | 290,00 |
| Cancelled | 3 | Zwornitz | 290,00 |
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[1] Due to hostilities with Port Important, flights are suspended until further notice. [2] Outrageous airfield usage fees force us to charge a higher-than-usual price for flights to and from Capital City. [3] Including 2-Dimensional Conversion and a free Zeeky Bomb. | |||
A Barely Paved Sanddune, Pezopolis
| Departure | Gate | Destination | Price (Teeth) |
| 10:30 | Behind the big cactus | Hell | 60,00 |
| 16:30 | Behind the big cactus | Hell | 60,00 |
| 21:30 | Behind the big cactus | Hell | 60,00 |
Airport, Roggenberg-Brunnème
| Departure | Gate | Destination | Price (Teeth) |
| Whenever permitted | Wherever permitted | Hell | 50,00 |
| Whenever permitted | Wherever permitted | Hell | 50,00 |
Airport, Capital City
| Departure | Gate | Destination | Price (Teeth) |
| 14:25 | $ | Hell | 149,90 [1] |
| 19:15 | £ | Hell | 149,90 |
| 21:25 | € | Hell | 149,90 |
| [1] Outrageous airfield usage fees force us to charge a higher-than-usual price for flights to and from Capital City. | |||
The Battleground, Port Important
| Departure | Gate | Destination | Price (Teeth) |
| Cancelled [1] | 1892 | Hell | 40,00 |
| Cancelled | 1973 | Hell | 40,00 |
| [1] Due to hostilities with Port Important, flights are suspended until further notice. | |||
Our Dear Leader Makes A Thousand Flowers Bloom Airfield, Pyongyang
| Departure | Gate | Destination | Price (Teeth) |
| 13:55 | 1 | Hell | 290,00 |
Caernarvon, Balrog Cuttings
| Departure | Gate | Destination | Price (Teeth) |
| 13:15 | Choklit | Hell | 290,00 |
Bloing Gloing Airfield, Qrrbrbirlbel
| Departure | Gate | Destination | Price (Teeth) |
| 17:30 | 4 3/4 | Hell | 400,00 |
| [1] Including 3-Dimensional Reconversion. You are not allowed to take your free Zeeky Bomb into other universes. | |||
Revolucionarissimo Campo Avión, Havanna
| Departure | Gate | Destination | Price (Teeth) |
| 08:10 | 1 | Hell | 290,00 |
Saprafidel Memorial Airport, Zwornitz
| Departure | Gate | Destination | Price (Teeth) |
| Cancelled [1] | 1 | Hell | 290,00 |
| [1] Zwornitz is currently closed. | |||
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